The Mini Heart Electra Lamp is anatomically correct and both gruesome and cool.
Switched off it just looks like an anatomically correct, but blue heart. Switched on, however, it glows a bright red and gives the room a beautiful glow in a non-bordello type of way.
If that is not enough, "touch any part of the lamp and the electric currents will attract themselves to your finger like magic."
Tacky but I love it, but I have no interior decorating pride.