Take some advice from your beverage packaging and become a better person when you use the Cynical Tea Bags. With very cheeky phrases written on the box, this tea knows you're not perfect, but wants to help you out.
Slowly sip some of the Chamomile with Citrus and Mint in order to 'Be a Better Parent;' drink the Oolong with Orange to 'Erase your Past' or better yet, down as much of the Green tea with Jasmine as you can in order to 'Live Forever.' Such promises seem too good to be true, but since we are only human and we are full of faults, this tea is worth a try.
Don't let your flaws bother you anymore as long as you use the Cynical Tea Bags.