Cubicle wars are escalating. You must up your defense budget to include the three-stage Shooting Cubicle Alarm System.
A motion sensor sounds the general alarm klaxon and flashes to signal that something is amiss. Second, it arms two more systems that are wireless but louder. When Def Con 3 is reached, two missiles are launched.
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