Your first line of protection may very well be something like this condom USB stick. In an age when our work and hobbies occupy the digital sphere, it's important to ensure that our files are safe. Playing off of this notion of protection, the maker of these funny flash drives suggests that personal crises can be prevented with this little doodad. Just as a real prophylactic rubber safeguards from infections, this thumbdrive keeps data clean and separate in case a virus infiltrates your computer.
Modeled on the individually wrapped STD-obstructing sleeves of Trojan Condoms, these silicone imitations have the familiar silvery backgrounds and the patterns of stamped blue logos, here just reading "condoms."