Everyone knows the old Chuck Norris jokes, but did you know he also tells those cocky jokes himself? He’s even got his own t-shirt store where he lets fans choose their favourite Chuck Norris "fact" then transform it into a t-shirt in a color of their choice. Some of the text available on the site:
"There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control."
"Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song."
"Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you."
Today happens to be Chuck Norris’ birthday, so if you wanted to do something for him, buy a shirt to support him… or just peruse the options for a good chuckle for yourself.
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