For those more direct individuals, there is a new apology product that is perfect for you: the 'Sorry I'm Such an Asshole' balloons. The Sorry I'm Such an Asshole Balloons are perfect for those situations when -- let's face it -- you were wrong.
Now, thanks to the Asshole Balloons, you can be sorry without ever having to really say sorry because the balloons can do the talking for you. These Sorry I'm Such an Asshole Balloons come in a variety of colors, so you can add an extra element of personalization to your apology. Example: you got drunk and made a fool of yourself on St. Patty's day, now you can send a green balloon -- perfect.
The Sorry I'm Such an Asshole Balloons are perfect for those who know they did wrong, but just can't verbalize an apology.