Parents can get quite bold with their infant fashion choices. Some parents get really ambitious with their kid's costumes and go all out to make their newborns look quite absurd. Some like dressing them up as fashionably as possible while others prefer to make them look like a birthday gift wrap.
However, I can't judge. After all, half the fun of having a newborn is to be able to dress them up while you still can, right?
Here are some seriously outrageous outfit finds that you can pick to show your child's girlfriend or boyfriend when they're older. It never hurts to have some blackmail material for future reference.
Don't be afraid to dress up your child as outrageously as you can, because the fun doesn't last a lifetime.
76 Outrageous Infant Fashion Choices
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Stylish Tot Photography
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Fairy Tale Infant Photography
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Baby Breakfast Costumes
TheCostumeCafe Egg with Bacon Ensemble is Adorable
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Child Muppet Garments
The Muppet EZ-On Romper is Absolutely Adorable
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Creative Infant Halloween Costumes
Tom Arma Baby Outfits
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Mini Rockstar Dressup
Handmade Creative Kids Halloween Costume Ideas from Etsy
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Nerdy Newborn Ensembles
Give Your Kid a Geeky Look with This R2d2 Toddler Costume
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Halloween Costumes For Infants
From Bloody Bonnets to Air Fresheners
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Baby-Inspired Grown-Up Photography
Lee Goldup for VICE Magazine Pays Tribute to Anne Geddes
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Toddler Fashionistas
The 'Kids Dressed Better than You' Tumblr Page Displays Adorable Outfits
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Pop Star Infant Costumes
Go Ga-Ga Over Lady Gaga Baby Costumes
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Stylish Toddler Couture
The Babylady Inc. Spring 2011 Collection Features High-End Looks
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Festive Pumpkin Baby Costumes
Dress Your Child Up in a Jack-O-Lantern Outfit This Halloween
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Formal Baby Wear
Opus Adult-Inspired Clothing for Babies Include Fake Ties
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Whiskered Baby Accessories
The Mustache Pacifiers Will Bring a Gentlemanly Look to Your Infant
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Sci-Fi Urban Mash-Ups
Bape x Star Wars T-Shirt Collection Sparks a Geeky Collaboration
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Cowboy-Inspired Baby Carriers
The 'Baby Hjölster' Holds Your Child Western Style
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Edgy Baby Fashion Labels
'Jessie and James' Creates Designer Clothing for Little Ones
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Predator Toddler Nap Packs
Knitted Baby Shark Sleeping Bag Keeps Children Warm for a Good Rest
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Baby Star Wars Jumpers
The 'Darth Vader Onesie' is Absolutely Adorable
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Time Traveling Infant Ensembles
This Back to the Future Baby Costume is 1.21 Gigawatts of Awesome
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Commissioned Character Playsuits
Get the Costume of Your Dreams with Custom Halloween Onesies
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Fashionista Baby Outfits
The Gap Cowlneck Graphic Bodysuit is Fit for a Chic Baby
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Inked Baby Costumes
This Tattoo Onesie Offers Adult Style to Infants
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Pumpkin Baby Costumes
10 Infant Halloween Jack o' Lanterns
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Sci-Fi Baby Bonnets
The Baby Yoda Hat is for Nebular Newborns
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Susan Anderson Illustrates the Craze of Beauty Pageants
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Rocker Baby Clothes
The Oh Baby London Biker Playsuit is a Unique Way to Rock a Baby
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Geeky Baby Wigs
The Princess Leia Hair Hat Will Look Adorable On Your Little One
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Sashimi Infant Outfits
This Sushi Baby Costume Emulates a Tasty Takeout Delicacy
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Festive Knitted Diapers
This Crochet Baby Santa Outfit is Great for Baby's First Christmas
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Adorable Creature Slippers
Knitted Costumes by TheMiniatureKnitShop are the Perfect Gift
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Pop Culture-Inspired Onsies
The Mi Cielo Baby Bodysuits are Adorable and Eco Friendly
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Vigilante Baby Costumes
The Batgirl Onesie is Perfect for a Heroic Halloween
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Cute Toothy Kimonos
This Shark Baby Bathrobe Turns the Sea Predator Soft
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Freaky Baby Disguises
The 3-Armed Baby Costume is Funny and Cute
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Japanese Streetwear Mash-Ups
First Look at the Commes des Garcon x A Bathing Ape 'PLAY' Collection
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Travel Friendly Garments
The Burton Sleeper Hoodie Has its Own Pillow and Toothbrush Built-In
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Floor-Scrubbing Infant Jumpers
The Baby Mop Will Lend a Helping Hand With Cleaning the House
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Child-Friendly Sci-Fi Costumes
The Aliens Power Loader Baby Costume is Created by the Coolest Dad
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Protective Baby Pillows
Cocoon by Elodie Delassus Filters Noise and Germs for Sleeping Newborns
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Baby Bowtie Onesies
Dress Up Your Bundle of Joy With Somebubby Baby Ensembles
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Holiday Bird Onesies
The Turkey Pilgrim Thanksgiving Day Outfit is a Fun Way to Celebrate
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Opulent Infant Wraps
The Su Bach Baby Cocoons Offer Your Newborn Snuggly Shelter
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Educational Toddler Tees
bioME 5 Workshop Animal Alphabet Clothes and Educates Your Children
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Blooming Young Artists
Eight-Year-Old Cleopatra Stratan May Inspire More Children to be Performers
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Tattoo Clothes for Babies
Six Bunnies
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Hilarious Infant Hair Hats
These Shaggy Head Warmers are Cute Baby Costume Wigs
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Geeky Baby Getups
Star Trek Starfleet Toddler Uniform Gets Rave Reviews on the Web
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Thanksgiving Cheerleader Outfits
Celebrate the Holidays by Giving Your Kid Football Leg Warmers
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Kid-Friendly Footwear
The Shupeas Expandable Baby Shoe Fits Tots Between 3 and 20 Months
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Fart-Inspired Halloween Costumes
The 'Woopie Cushion Baby Bunting' Will Make Party-Goers Laugh
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Bizarre Bathing Bonnets
The Baby Shampoo Shield Ensures No Teared Toddlers
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Retro Gamer Jumpers
The Nintendo Gameboy Baby Clothes are Adorable and Dorky
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Festive Baby Jingle Tuques
An Adorbale Newborn Santa Cowboy Hat for a New Member of Your Family
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DIY Infant Dessert Ensembles
This Felt Cookie Costume Fixes as the Perfect Baby Get-Up
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Fever-Telling Onesies
The BabyGlow Bodysuit Exposes Temperatures in Little Ones
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Comic Heroine Baby Suits
This DC Superhero Costume will Make Your Toddler a Crime Fighting Marvel
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Unmatched Twin Baby Outfits
Tot-A-Lot Helps Your Twin Children Feel Like Individuals
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NASA Toddler Outfits
The AHAlife 37° Line Brings Space-Age Temperature Control to Baby Wear
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Adorable Animal Jumpers
The Koala Bear Baby Onesie is Perfect for Your Babies First Halloween
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Sites for Mr. Mom
Diaper Dude
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Heroic Toddler Threads
Superhero Building Blocks Baby Snapsuit Dresses the Child for Justice
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Heavenly Baby Onesies
These Marie Chantal Angel Wing Pajamas are Adorabe and Comfy
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Breakfast-Catching Baby Bibs
The Bucket Bib Stops Debris From Falling Down And Making a Mess
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Well-Travelled Tot Apparel
The Mini Rodini Body Map Onesie Promotes Globe-Trotting
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Organic Infant Apparel
The Sweet Pea Layette Set is Perfect for a Budding Green Baby
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Gamer Kiddie Threads
The Zelda Baby Clothes Geek Your Kid Out Before They Can Stop You
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Rentable Baby Clothes
Plum Gear is the "Netflix of Baby Clothes"
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Itty-Bitty Irons
The World's Smallest Clothes Iron is for Those With Very Small Hands
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Geographic Baby Apparel
Maptote Onesies are for Your Globetrotting Little One
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Breath-Monitoring Baby Clothes
The Fraunhofer IZM Romper Suit Helps Prevent Sudden Infant Death
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Patriotic Primate Tees
Baby Milo Independence Day Shirt Shows Off U.S. Pride Adorably
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Tea Towel Bibs
The Napkid Apron is a Substantial Smock Capable of Catching Food Scraps
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Musical Infant Accessories
The DJ Mix Master Bib is Party-Ready
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