North America certainly has a fascination with bacon things, and products that have come into fabrication can attest to that. There aren't very many other cuts of meat that are common to have placed on your head as a hat or lathered on your face to shave with.
There is no denying that bacon is incredibly decadent. Even vegans and vegetarians have a difficult time abstaining from the so called nectar of the meats. This delicious pork product has skyrocketed into the hearts and minds of people across the planet in recent years as a result of this and has become more than just a meat -- it has become a lifestyle. There's no better way to join that lifestyle then by filling your life with inedible bacon things.
31 Inedible Bacon Products
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Bacon Tattoos
Man Shares Love for Bacon with the World
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Bacon Shoes
Keds Makes a Mouthwatering Pair of Breakfast Kicks
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Greasy Meat Outfits
The Bacon Costume Will Make any Halloween-Goer Drool
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Carnivorous Menswear Lines
The Meat Series by Yuko Sekine Features Deli-Inspired Tees
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Porky Fashion Accessories
The 'Meat-cessory' Collection Makes Being a Carnivore Fashionable
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Love-Protesting Pork Videos
Bacon's Survival Guide for a Single Valentine's Day
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Deceptive Breakfast Hand Cleansers
Start the Morning Perfectly with the Bacon and Eggs Soaps
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Unusual Bacon Culinary Innovations
Bizarre Repurposed Pork
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Blunt Weight Loss Messages
‘Excess Baggage' Ads Encourage Fatties to Live Healthfully
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Breakfast-Inspired Head Pieces
The Bacon and Eggs Headband Looks Good Enough to Eat
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Meaty Fragrances
The Fargginay Bacon Perfume Gives You a Smokey Scrumptious Scent
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Breakfast-Inspired Scarves
This Bacon Scarf with a Fried Egg Brooch Looks Good Enough to Eat
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Greasy Breakfast Ornaments
Bacon Ornaments Can Help Fatten a Skinny Christmas Tree
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Delicious Bacon Scarves
The Fou Lard Scarf is a Meaty Way to Keep Warm
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Swine Strummers
The 'Bacon Love Blues' Guitar Tutorial is Not for Vegetarians
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Food-Inspired Seating
The Fossil Chaise Lounge by Atelier Van Lieshout
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Meaty Marbling Mantelpieces
Deck Your Halls with Food-Inspired Christmas Stockings
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Smokey Swine Soaps
ThinkGeek Bacon Soap Won't Make You Feel Greasy Post-Shower
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Savory Meat-Shaped Serviettes
The Sizzling Bacon Tea Towel is a Non-Greasy Strip
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Greasy Business Garments
The Bacon Tie Will Bring Saturated Fats Into Work
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Tasty Manicures
The Bacon Nails are an Epicurean Fashion Statement
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Mouth-Watering Pork Toiletries
J&D's Bacon Shaving Cream Will Make You Smell Irresistible
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Scrumptiously Savory Scarves
Nom Nom Sushi and Bacon Scarves Look Good Enough to Eat
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Pork-Loving Lights
The Love Me Some BACON LAMP is a Mouth-Watering Illuminator
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Cured Meat Fanatics
San Fransisco's Bacon Camp Is All About The Love of Pork
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Porky Present Sheets
The Bacon Wrapping Paper is a Great Concealer
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Homemade Hog Candles
Aunt Sadie's Sizzling Bacon Candle Comes from Her Kitchen and Heart
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Bold Meaty Colognes
Sport a Tantalizing Carnivorous Odor with the Bacon Spray Freshener
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Adorable Oinker Cups
The Pig-Shaped Bacon Cup by Sara Lynch is Cute
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Porky Accessories
The Bacon Watch Ensures You Always Know When It's Breakfast Time
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Grease-Ridden Formal Outfits
The Bacon Suit is Great for Breakfast Lovers Who Love to Joke Around
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Food-Inspired Novelty Candles
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Food Waste Sneakers
Hellmann's Canada Launched 1352: Refreshed Sneakers with Food Waste Items
Tasty BBQ Spritzes
Meat Sweats Boasts Three Signature Spritzes for Grilled and Smoked Meats
Food-Inspired Apparel Collections
Vandy The Pink Releases New Burger-Themed Apparel Collection
Wrapperless Snack Bars
One Good Thing Packages Its Products in an Edible, All-Natural Film
Meaty Mouth-Watering Perfumes
KFC Launches its Very Own Meaty Fragrance Called 'No. 11 Eau de BBQ'
Tech-Fueled Alt Meats
Motif FoodWorks' Innovations Mimic Taste and Texture of Animal Meat
Provocative AR Campaigns
NotCo's 'Not So Happy Animals' Presents Food Logos in a New Light
Pretzel Bacon Burgers
Wendy's Debuts the New Pretzel Baconator Burger at Participating Locations
Tofu-Inspired Fragrances
Pacifica Beauty's Baked Tofu Scent Brings Awareness to Mindful Choices
Edible Butter Candles
Papa Johns Created the Garlic Butter Candle for National Garlic Day
New York-Inspired Picnic Series
Nik Bentel's New York Picnic Series is Whimsical & Eye-Catching
Candy-Scented Personal Care Products
The Native Candy Shop Collection is Sugary Sweet
Fresh Vegetal Fragrances
O Boticário Dropped Four Vegetable-Based Scents Like Pea & Carrot
Canned Meat Snack Bites
SPAM Cheesy Bites Can Be Found in the Frozen Aisle
Ketchup-Flavored Candy Floss
French's and Treats for Us Collaborated on Ketchup Cotton Candy
Valentine's Beef Jerky Hearts
Manly Man Co.'s Meathearts are Laser-Etched with Playful Messages
Food-Inspired Branded Streetwear
The New Spam Clothing Line Highlights the Iconic Umami Flavor
Meat Alternative Egg Bites
Veggies Made Great's Frittata Bites Now Include Beyond Meat® Options
Collectible Condiment Packets
Heinz's Saucemerica Collection Features 50 US-Inspired Designs
Upcycled Bacon Jams
TBJ Gourmet's Bacon Jam is Sweet with Smoky or Peppery Flavors
Branded Leftover-Holding Scarves
Hefty Helps You Subtly Secure Party Leftovers with New Scarf
Burger-Shaped Bath Gifts
The Love Burger by Lush Layers Bubbly, Sudsy Surprises
Vegan Food Branding Updates
Impossible Foods Gets a New Image by the Team at JKR
Edible Savory Sprays
The Tofurky Gravy Spray is a Multitasking Fragrance
Savory Bacon-Infused Shakes
The Sonic Peanut Butter Bacon Shake is Nutty and Meaty
Philosophical Beauty Products Expansions
A.P.C. Drops a Skincare Range Inspired by a Special Quote
Plant-Based Grilled Meats
Kraft Heinz Launches Plant-Based Hot Dogs and Sausages with NotCo
Dill Pickle Fragrances
Wicked Good's Dill Pickle-Scented Fragrance is Salty & Briny
Dipping-Friendly Milkshakes
The Domino’s Bacon Shake Has a Creamy, Meaty Profile for Dipping Pizza
Cultivated Pet Foods
Meatly is Introducing the UK to a Sustainable, Ethical Pet Food Solution
Vegan Foie Gras
This Plant-Based Foie Gras is Meat-Free and Guilt-Free
Innovative Plant-Based Food Brands
Black Sheep Foods Adds More Flavor to the Plant-Based Diet
Candid Celebration Campaigns
Edible's "There's an edible for That" Celebrates Even Awkward Moments
Candied Bacon QSR Menus
Hardee's Candied Bacon Can Be Enjoyed in Three Ways
High-Quality Pork Product Lines
Tender Belly Embraces a Passion for Exceptional Taste and Quality
Plant-Based Chicken Alternatives
Recreate Foods Makes Nuggets, Filets & More for Foodservice
Band-Backed Non-Alcoholic Beers
Kittie and We Are PIGS Launch the New KittiePIG Non-Alcoholic Beer
Bacon-Topped Cinnamon Buns
Schlotzsky’s Bacon Bon Has a Sweet, Savory Flavor
Free Bacon Sandwich Additions
Culver's is Giving Away Free Bacon Adds to Celebrate its New Bacon
Versatile Meat Alternatives
These Better Balance Meat Alternatives Come in Five Varieties
Grillable Cheese Sausages
Cheese Bangers are Made for the Frying Pan, Oven & Grill
Bacon-Garnished Chocolate Shakes
Hat Creek is Offering a Sweet and Savoury New Nutella Bacon Shake
Sweet Maple Bacon Cookies
Crumbl is Serving Up a New Maple Bacon Cookie This Week
Flavored Vegan Crisps
Walkers Launches a Collection of New Vegan Crisps in Three Flavors
Artisanal Plant-Based Sausages
These New Tofurky Sausages Come in Two Flavors
Savory Condiment Lip Glosses
Filipinta Beauty Makes Beauty Products Inspired by Pantry Staples
Premium Alt Proteins
Abbot's Makes Plant-Rich Proteins Like Ground "Beef" & Fajita Chick'n
Jammy Brisket Burgers
Burger King is Testing Out a New Bacon Jam Brisket Whopper
Heart-Healthy Hot Dogs
The Impossible Hot Dog is Plant-Based and Cholesterol-Free
Blended Meat Brands
Paul's Table Blends Plant-Based Meat & Animal Components
Over-the-Top Easter Desserts
Serendipity3 & PEEPS Teamed Up to Create an Easter Beverage
Cider-Flavored Bacon Strips
Hormel Black Label Apple Cider Bacon Shares the Flavors of Fall
Aromatic Plant-Based Sausages
The Latest 'Beyond Sausage' Products Are Delicious and Nutritious
On-The-Go Breakfast Bowls
Oscar Mayer Launched 'Scramblers' as a Premade Breakfast Product
Heat-and-Eat Plant Pastas
REBL Eats and La Vie Teamed Up to Create Plant-Based Pasta Carbonara
Cell-Cultured Sausage Investments
Clever Carnivore Raised $7 Million to Invest in Cultivated Pork
Jalapeño-Topped Beef Burgers
McDonald's Debuts a New Version of its Quarter Pounder on July 10
Celebratory Bacon Cakes
Wright Brand is Marking 100 Years with a Limited-Edition Bacon Cake
Steakhouse-Inspired Cheese Burgers
Whataburger Just Unveiled Its New Bacon Steakhouse Double
Plant-Based Kebab Skewers
Unilever's The Vegetarian Butcher Launches a New Plant-Based Kebab
Uncured Canadian Bacons
Godshall's Unveils its Juicy Uncured Canadian Turkey Bacon at Sam's Club
Delectable Plant-Based Bacons
The 'NoBacon 2.0' Strips Look, Taste and Cook Like Real Bacon
Bacon-Horseradish Gins
Whitley Neill Smoky Bacon & Horseradish Gin is a Savory Gin Spirit
Chef-Approved Plant-Based Meats
These Redefine Meat Products are Arriving in the European Market
Pickle-Flavored Candy Floss
There's Pickle Cotton Candy at the CNE 2023
Bottomless Appetizer Restaurants
Aldi Opened the UK's First Bottomless Pigs in Blankets Restaurant
Shareable Appetizer Buckets
Subway Debuted Pigs in Blankets Sharing Bucket for the Holidays
Burger-Inspired Ice Creams
So Cute Ice Cream's Cheeseburger Ice Cream is Served with a Pickle
Cheesy Artisan Meat Snacks
These New Country Archer Provisions Products Come in Two Options
Better-for-You Cheesy Puffs
CRAVE's Flamin’ Hot Wots’inits Offer an Alternative to Popular Snacks
Meat-Infused Cheese Sandwiches
The Sonic Steak and Bacon Grilled Cheese Comes in Regular and Spicy
Meatless Pork Belly Protein
Lypid Unveils the World's First Plant-Based Pork Belly in the U.S.
Plant-Powered Delicacies
"Voie Gras" is Made with Soy, Miso Paste and Truffle
Thick-Cut Bacon Packages
Daily's Premium Meats Introduces its Thick 'Steak Cut Bacon'
Meat-Free Bacon Burgers
Burger King's 'Bakon King' Range Arrives This Veganuary
Southern Spice Pork Products
Prairie Fresh Signature Nashville Hot Pork Loin Filets are Flavorful
Versatile Plant-Based Meat Products
These New THIS Products are Arriving This Month in the UK
Edible Meat Menus
Smokey Bones Created an Edible Meat Menu Out of Smoked Beef Jerky
Southern Recipe Plant-Based Products
The Vegetarian Butcher’s ‘Hentastic’ is Tender and Juicy
Spanish Cuisine Meat Snacks
The Peperami Tapas Range Features Chorizo and Salami
Bubblegum-Scented Kitchen Rolls
Millions Sweets Launches Scented Toilet and Kitchen Roll
Sweet Candied Bacon Burgers
Burger King's New Candied Bacon Whopper Has a Sweet Flavor Profile
Maple Syrup-Drizzled Burgers
Burger King New Zealand Just Added a Maple Bacon Fried Chicken Burger
Fully Cooked Organic Bacons
Applegate Released Pre-Cooked Antiobiotic-Free QSR Bacon
Branded Pregnancy Scans
Marmite is Inviting Parents to Discover the Nature of Their Unborn Child
Ranch-Flavored Bacon Variants
HORMEL® Introduces the BLACK LABEL® Ranch Bacon Brand
Pancake-Based Breakfast Taco
These New Bacon, Egg, and Cheese Pancake Tacos are Sweet and Savory
Ranch Dressing-Flavored Bacons
Hormel Black Label Ranch Bacon Combines Two Iconic Ingredients
Plant-Based Beef Patties
This Launches the New Plant-Based Beef Burgers with High Protein
Bacon Holiday Ads
Oscar Mayer Partners with Mint Mobile for 'A Side of Bacon' Holiday Campaign
Vegan Veggie Sausages
Plant Provisions Offers a Line of Plant-Based Veggie Sausages and Slices
All-Day Cuisine Pie Products
These New Pukka Products are Suited for Enjoying Breakfast to Dinner
Meatless Turkey Alternatives
OMV! Vegan No Turkey Features a Crispy "Skin" Coating
Meat-Free Protein Pots
Squeaky Bean's New Protein Pots Contain Tasty Duck and Beef Alternatives
Meat-Free Deli Proteins
Quorn Launches the New Meat-Free Deli Products with Enhanced Flavors
Faux Meat Sausage Rolls
Clive’s Purely Plants Created Vegan Sausagey Rolls with Red Onion Chutney
Barbecue-Themed Candy Products
Kraft Heinz and Frankford Candy Partnered for Halloween Candies
Flavorful Festive Food Products
These Premier Foods Limited-Edition Products Come in Four Options
Crowdfunded Alternative Bacon Brands
Hooray Foods is Raising $500,000 to Scale its Distribution
Plant-Based Rib Sandwiches
Native Foods Just Unveiled a Vegan Rib Sandwich Called 'The VeggRib'
Authentic BBQ-Themed Food Products
The Tesco Fire Pit Range Offers Great Flavors for Grillers
Versatile Vegan Ham Products
Rügenwalder Mühle Vegan Ham Spicker Type Meat Sausage is Smoky
Spiced Jam-Topped Burgers
The MOOYAH Hot Bacon Jam Burger Has Certified Angus Beef
Plant-Based Camping Meals
Michelin-Trained Chefs Launched Poe & Co. Folk Foods
Regionally-Inspired Barbecue Menus
City Barbeque Just Kicked Off its Flavors of America Road Trip
Vegan-Friendly Sausage Rolls
The Plant-Based Brand Squeaky Bean Just Debuted Vegan Sausage Rolls
Plant-Based Smokehouses
Barvecue is Defining the Future of Plant-Based Food
Pork Belly Burnt Ends
Smokey Mo’s Just Unveiled New Limited-Edition Pork Belly Burnt Ends
Hearty Bacon-Packed Burgers
Applebee's Launches the New Whole Lotta Bacon Burger
Veggie-Forward Deli Slices
Plant Provisions' Plant-Based Meats are Free from Soy or Gluten Fillers
Vegan Pulled Pork Sandwiches
Native Foods' Latest Chef Special is a Vegan BBQ Pulled Pork Sandwich
Festive Vegan-Friendly Food Products
The Tesco Vegan Christmas Range is Packed with Options
Nitrate-Free Deli Meats
New Jersey-Based Rovagnati Launches a Nitrite-Free Line of Meats
Homestyle Fried Chicken Entrees
Cracker Barrel Just Debuted Cheesy Bacon Homestyle Fried Chicken
Vegan Marshmallow Creams
Dandies' Marshmallow Cream is Free from the Top Nine Allergens
Meat-Free Deli Slices
The 'Deli-Licious' Range is High in Proteins & Free From Animal Products
High-Quality British Pork Appetizers
The Jolly Hog Pigs in Blankets Come in Two Varieties
Gourmet Charcuterie Meat Snacks
These Schaller & Weber Salami Sticks are Ready to Enjoy
Meat-Free Pepperoni Products
Before the Butcher Plant-Based Pepperoni is Made with Pea Protein
Convenient Ready-to-Eat Pork Products
These New Pork Farms Products Come in Four Varieties
Smoked Honey Breakfast Sandwiches
The Tim Hortons Smoky Honey Bacon Breakfast Sandwiches are Tasty
Meat-Free White Sausages
This Plant-Powered Bavarian Sausage is Being Released For Oktoberfest
Savory Apple Pork Pies
Pork Farms Hog Roast & Apple Pork Pie is Arriving Now
Bacon-Packed Tex-Mex Meals
These Taco Bell Bacon Menu Items are Arriving in Canada
4/20-Celebrating Sandwiches
The Wake + Bacon Sando is a 4/20 Creation
Tex-Mex Bacon QSR Menus
The Taco Bell Bacon Grilled Cheese Menu is Available in Thailand
Cruelty-Free Deodorants
Axe has Joined PETA's Beauty Without Bunnies List
Expansive Bacon-Themed Menus
Perkins Restaurant & Bakery Just Announced the New Baconfest Lineup
Cheesy Bacon QSR Items
Taco Bell Debuts the Bacon Grilled Cheesy Quesadilla And Bacon Cheesy Fries
Meaty Plant-Based Ribs
Juicy Marbles Created the World's First Plant-Based Ribs with Edible Bones
Hot Easter Hams
Reynolds' Hot Hams Appeal to Fans of All Things Spicy
Piquant Plant-Based Chicken Products
These New Impossible Foods Products Come in Three Varieties
Value-Driven Bacon Burgers
Farmer Boys Just Added a New Bacon Big Cheese Box for a Limited Time
Keto-Friendly Pork Snacks
Tayto Group Debuts the 'Keto-Friendly' Mr. Porky Crispy Strips Campaign
All-Natural Canadian Bacon Products
The Godshall's Uncured Canadian Turkey Bacon is at Sam's Club
Plant-Based Smoked Bacon
La Vie's Vegan Bacon is Rich in Protein, Taste and Texture
Crowd-Pleasing Marinated Tofus
The Tofoo Co's Marinated Range Aims to Make Tofu Mainstream
Seasonal Sharp Cheddar Pizzas
Your Pie Created the Bacon and Cheddar Pizza for the Winter Season