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When the walking dead finally rise up from their graves to attack us, it will probably be convenient to be able to locate your keys quickly, which is why this zombie key chain is a must.

Zombie ears could potentially come in handy as the new form of currency or as medals that demonstrate how many of those blood-thirsty creatures you killed. This ear is partially chewed and full of rot and gore, so whoever won this body part must have ripped it off with their teeth while fighting a horde of undead people.

Luckily, this ear was pierced and works as a zombie key chain on which someone can keep all their important keys in case they need to grab them one day as they are running for their lives.