Local artisans have handcrafted and painted these Zombie Bottle Openers for quick use by any avid bottled beer drinker. They are intricately designed with their arms politely folded and mouths outstretched to do the dirty work of opening a bottle. With pale green skin, yellow nails and wide eyes, these zombie openers will always stick out in the room making them easily accessible.

With St. Patrick’s Day festivities just around the corner, one would do well to leave a few dead sud drinkers lying around the home when throwing a party so that visitors can enjoy their cold beers as soon as they’d like too. The Zombie Bottle openers are priced at $12.95, making them affordable for easy booze guzzling.