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Oh joy, more Christmas poo! It's almost tempting to say there is a new trend in which turds are replacing the turtle doves of yore. The immaculately coiled Yule Doos Ornament is coated in glittering white frost, and fastened with a pretty red and green bow from which it can be hung on your decorated holiday boughs.

If you have a friend who would appreciate this $4.99 piece of crap, they'll likely giggle with glee if you gave them some endangered feces or Pee and Poo Dolls this year!