Hanging these XGEN Pornaments Will Earn You a Lump of Coal

There’s a way to make just about anything dirty, and these XGEN Pornaments are sure to appear on the “naughty” list this Christmas.

The website sells tree decorations featuring Santa, Mrs. Claus, reindeer, snowmen, elves and even delicious holiday treats turned into sexual symbols. You’ll no longer be able to look at a candy cane without imagining a naked woman wrapped around it, and your mind’s eye will always picture Santa in his new get-up with his goodies in a box. St. Nick will only have to check his list once to recognize his new home is amongst the “naughty.”