Mustache Manuals Edit
Decode Your ‘Stache with This Chart

This fabulous mustache poster features the subtitle, “A little hair says a lot about a man.” If it could accurately predict the personality type that lies behind each man’s ‘stache, then you could cross-check for crazies before you went out on a date with that Burt Reynolds doppelganger.

As far as mustaches go, we associate them positively with the likes of Freddie Mercury, Ted Turner, Burt Reynolds, and the Marlboro Man—masculine, alpha-male types. On the flip side, ‘staches can easily fall into the porn star, black-hat-wearing villain category. So having a handy chart like this one should take care of any confusion.