Why does Mother Nature control our lives? Because she is quietly involved in the things we do and the way we do them. Busy little glands change as little girls grow up, and these glands become raging little internal time bombs that send little messages called C4 to the brain to cause ice-pick pain to suddenly strike with no warning.

With the help of Mon.thly.info, a female--or a male, for that matter--can monitor the beginning of these strikes and use the data to predict the coming of their monthly curse, blessing or celebration of being a woman of child-bearing age.