USBs and randomness go together like peanut butter and jelly... and crazy. Now we have these USB Shoe Dryers which plug into your computer, then go to work erasing the trauma you just experienced while walking into your building during a midday drizzle.

Of course, I am pessimistic about buying these $31 puppy-shaped USB Shoe Dryers, but I have to admit, it wouldn't be a terrible move to pick them up. You will probably never, ever have to use them except for the one random day when you step in a puddle on the way to your web-nerd cousin's wedding--but hey, it could happen.