Unlimited Plastic Surgery Packages Edit
Hamptons Luxury Recovery For Just $500K

If you’ve considered going under the knife for multiple surgeries, consider that half a million dollars could get you an unlimited number of plastic surgeries. Stephen Greenburg, a Park Avenue surgeon, is calling it a “luxury recovery package.”

If your true age is being threatened by crow’s feet, your nose is a bit too beak like, your upper lip a bit thin, your inner thighs too bulgy, your boobs about a cup size too small and your butt is starting to look like a pancake, then the $500,000 available in the Hamptons could be for you.

You’ll get to stay in a beach house with amenities like a pool and tennis court, and since it has five bedrooms and four bathrooms, you bring make a girl’s trip out of it. You’ll get your own surgeon, a full-time nurse, spa treatments and part of the costs will go toward a brand new wardrobe to flatter your new bod.

OK, so it’s not totally unlimited, Greenburg says it has to be “within reason,” but considering the crowd he deals with, that’s probably still pretty extreme. “I’ve had a tremendous response,” he says.

“Greenburg says renters will also be able to attend events including Sean (Diddy) Combs’ annual White Party and the Bridgehampton polo matches,” the NY Times adds.

Although the location is ideal for anyone wanted to sneak away for a discreet weekend procedure, I hardly doubt you could get your money’s worth of surgeries and show up back home without looking completely reconstructed.

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