If you've considered going under the knife for multiple surgeries, consider that half a million dollars could get you an unlimited number of plastic surgeries. Stephen Greenburg, a Park Avenue surgeon, is calling it a â€œluxury recovery package.â€
If your true age is being threatened by crow's feet, your nose is a bit too beak like, your upper lip a bit thin, your inner thighs too bulgy, your boobs about a cup size too small and your butt is starting to look like a pancake, then the $500,000 available in the Hamptons could be for you.
You'll get to stay in a beach house with amenities like a pool and tennis court, and since it has five bedrooms and four bathrooms, you bring make a girl's trip out of it. You'll get your own surgeon, a full-time nurse, spa treatments and part of the costs will go toward a brand new wardrobe to flatter your new bod.
OK, so it's not totally unlimited, Greenburg says it has to be â€œwithin reason,â€ but considering the crowd he deals with, that's probably still pretty extreme. â€œI've had a tremendous response,â€ he says.
â€œGreenburg says renters will also be able to attend events including Sean (Diddy) Combs' annual White Party and the Bridgehampton polo matches,â€ the NY Times adds.
Although the location is ideal for anyone wanted to sneak away for a discreet weekend procedure, I hardly doubt you could get your money's worth of surgeries and show up back home without looking completely reconstructed.
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