If you want to be the center of attention and turn some heads around when you go to the mall, but you do not have the nerves or assets to back it up, you can try the Underwear Skirt.
This tight skirt makes it appear that the only thing being worn is underwear. For a realistic visual effect there is even a bit of a wedgie as well. The one size fits all design sells for $30.
Fake Underwear Skirt
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