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Sky-High Heels That Open Beer

By: Cowbag - Published: Apr 24, 2009 • References: 5thfloorproductions
Surely these shoes are the ultimate gadget and a way to finally engage men in the joys of shoe shopping. I present you these beer opener heels. These stilettos feature a bottle opener built into each heel. They're certainly more hooker than high fashion, but with these bad boys in your wardrobe, anyone can find an excuse to wear them, so it's all good.

Rather brilliantly, there is also a pair of lap dancing shoes with a cash slot for tips built into each platform in the related articles below. They're so tacky that they're actually wonderful--bring them on!