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The Tiger Blood Energy Drink Will Melt Your Face

By: Michael Hines - Published: • References: shop.harcoslabs & thatsnerdalicious
Charlie Sheen's recent outbursts have turned him into an Internet legend seemingly overnight. As proof of how fast the Internet works, the Tiger Blood energy drink is now available.

The Tiger Blood energy drink tastes like fruit, has 80mg of caffeine, and is guaranteed to get tiger blood flowing through your veins, allowing you to seduce goddesses and bang 7-gram rocks like it's nothing.

Okay, so maybe the Tiger Blood energy drink isn't actually formulated to do any of those things, but it is a huge testament to just how fast the Internet moves. It takes only a matter of days for a catchy celeb quote to be turned into a Tumblr blog and t-shirt line. I love how quickly the Internet moves, especially when it comes to hilarious situations like the recent Charlie Sheen outbursts. Stats for Celebrity Spoof Drinks Trending: Older & Warm
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