With rumors of their impending split flying around (and the eventual Armageddon because of it), Daniel Edwards and Xvala have created something that illustrates Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s undying love, The Brangelina.

The statue actually has the power couples DNA in it, and it is installed in the ceiling of a bedroom in order to inspire “sexual healing for the room’s occupants”. Yeah, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are hot, but I do not need their caressing statue staring at me while I sleep.