So what do you buy? A Taxidermy Squirrel of course.
Seller ni0vek on eBay stuffs wild squirrels and poses the furry bandits as biker bad boys, super-squirrels, off-roading varmints, reading rodents and cowboy critters to name a few.
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Implications - These hilarious mounted roadkill displays are perfect for the lighthearted home or office owner. Meant in good fun, you need not fear if you thought the humorous taxidermy was created by a twisted and inexperienced driver to pay creepy tribute to his "accomplishments."