Superstar
If it were up to me, I would have the Super Mario Bros. cake at each and every one of my birthdays from here on out. This cake is styled like a chessboard and features Super Mario heroes on one side and villains on another.

A Super Mario chessboard is badass enough, but the fact that it is edible literally takes the cake. The best part about the Super Mario Bros. cake is that everything is edible. If you've ever wanted to take a bite out of Bowser, now is your chance.