Status Update Generators will make you feel less inferior to all your one-liner hilarious friends on Facebook and help you get way more 'likes' than all those average Joes.

Yes, it is cheating, but what Generatus comes up with is hilarious. 'Vittoria is the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries' was my suggested status update. I don't get it, which could possibly make it funnier. If anything, type in other people's names--status update generators are probably far funnier when they are talking about other people.