Remember the good ol’ days when keychains and pudding were separate but equal, and nobody gave a hoot if you ate fish three times a day? Well now things have gone all topsy turvy with the Sound-Touch pudding keychain.

This is probably one the strangest things I've ever seen. It is a keychain that, according to OhGizmo.com, “lets kids enjoy the feeling of pudding, without getting their hands dirty[…] As an added bonus when you touch the pudding it triggers a cute female voice.” So the Sound-Touch pudding is not an appropriate birthday gift for Grandma?