Skid Mark Underwear Safe
Implications - A unique way to store your personal belongings and cash, the 'Brief Safe' promises to keep your valuables away from any curious cats. The Brief Safe is designed to emulate a pair of dirty, skid-marked briefs that have a 4" x 10" compartment, which is velcro-sealed. The safe is a less-than-clean way to keep your valuables in plain sight. According to the company's website, the product will make "[...] even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them."