Rockstar

This Shop Sign Sweater Lets the World Know You're Closed For Business

By: Vasiliki Marapas - Published: • References: fancy
This funny shop sign sweater is perfect on days when you want to be left alone.

Since you're not a 24-hour Walgreens, it's okay to admit you're closed for business every once in awhile; simply put this comfy sweater on and take a "me" day. I guarantee that the normal Chatty Cathys in the Starbucks line will leave you alone when they catch a glimpse of your reclusive shirt.

If you're tired of explaining why you're feeling anti-social, let this sweater do the talking for you. Hopefully, everyone will get the hint and you won't have to utter a single syllable all day -- unless it's to quickly utter "black, two sugars" at your local barista. Stats for Hilarious Shop Sign Sweaters Trending: This Year & Popular
Traction: 5,327 clicks in 41 w
Interest: 2.1 minutes
Concept: Sign Sweater
Related: 30 examples / 23 photos
Segment: Neutral, 18-35
Comparison Set: 11 similar articles, including: disdainful monday sweaters, meth dealer advice t-shirts, and snarky psychic sweatshirts.