Sperm on a Rope

By: Cecilia Biemann - Published: Nov 14, 2008 • References: soaponarope and nerve
As awful as the concept of washing yourself with sperm sounds, this little swimmer is actually really cute. His eager-looking face certainly gives the impression that he is keen to help lather you up.

This ‘Happy Sperm Soap On A Rope’ would make a great novelty gift for bridal showers or perhaps even baby showers.

It’s probably not an ideal gift for clean-cut conservative types though -- better save this one for the ‘dirty’ girls.