Honest Neighborhood Reviews Edit
RottenNeighbor

Before you move to a new home, you want to check out the area first to make sure it’s not too sketchy. Because we can’t always believe what the real estate agent says, we need to get the real dirt from the people that actually reside in that neck of the woods. That’s where the Rotten Neighbors website comes in. Simply type in the postal code and let the site generate appropriate reviews by past and current residents or visitors. They’ll give you the raw truth about screaming kids, lurky pedophiles and tone-deaf rock stars.

I thought I’d give this program a little test-drive, so I checked out sunny California.

Someone over in Santa Monica was quite upset about his neighbor’s nasty Rottweilers—the aggression is quite evident in his crude tone. A little further up the coast, we’re warned of a terrible land lord. “Binod Prasad is the slumlord from hell. Money, money, money is all he cares about. Crooked as hell and makes the lives of all tenants as miserable as possible. All of his places should be shut down and he should be in jail.”

Head eastward a little and we’re introduced to the gay massage parlour. “There is a one bedroom condo that has 5 men living in it that also doubles as a Gay Men’s Massage Parlor. Drugs are used outside in public as well as numerous police visits.”

Check it out for yourself—very entertaining! Just keep your fingers crossed that you don’t find your own name reviewed anywhere!