I’m not quite sure why I’m perpetuating this product idea, but now you can buy a toy dead animal. These aren’t just dead though; they’re roadkill - with popping eyes and exposed intestines.
RoadkillToys.com is the proud creator and seller of these dark-humor (at best) play things. Give them credit though on their creative marketing idea for such a strange item. Check out this commercial that is just as disturbing as the product.
We make toys with a twist. Toys as dark as the inside of a heifer. And they all have one thing in common. They’ve been run over. We’re calling it Squash-Plush.
We’re starting our macabre range of collectibles with Twitch the Raccoon. He’s a teddy that’s been squished flat. His guts and blood are made of squidgy plush material and he comes in a made to measure body bag. He also has an identity tag, and for the first 1000 Twitch characters we’re doing limited edition tags.
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