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Renova Toilet Paper is Custom Tailored to Fit Your Personality

By: Michael Hines - Published: Apr 11, 2010 • References: renovaonline.net and austriantimes.at
Renova toilet paper is taking bathroom hygiene to a whole other level. Renova has recently opened a boutique in Cascais, Portugal, that features trained psychological counselors who will help you find the perfect toilet paper. Charmin, you'd better step your game up.

Needing a psych eval in order to wipe your own butt is a bit over the top. The Renova toilet paper experience is a unique one. The counselors in Portugal will help match you to the perfect toilet paper. You can customize your color, texture, and sheet count. I'm thinking blue, soft, and 4 ply. My cheeks are royalty.