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Anyone's love affair with pork can now be catered to with the 'PorKleen' Bacon hand sanitizer. PorKleen Bacon hand sanitizer is exactly what it sounds like: Portable hand sanitizer that also smells like delicious pork products.

The Internet is known for its love of cats and bacon. The PorKleen Bacon sanitizer is the natural evolution of the latter, as it can be safely assumed that people would rather smell like delicious ham than kitties. The sanitizer contains 2.25oz of porky cleaning products that actually kill germs in addition to smelling great. The Internet has seen wave after wave of bacon and pork-inspired creations, but this hand sanitizer may be the healthiest of them all. PorKleen sanitizer sells for a mere $4 and unfortunately cannot be eaten.