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Politician Cat Nip Toys
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I was appalled and delighted this Christmas when under my mother’s Christmas tree her deranged cat was tearing apart a stuffed Hillary Clinton toy.  What a cathartic cure for disenfranchised voters! Fat Cat Inc. has a package of the country’s most loved and/or hated leaders into a cat nip bundle. Watch and laugh for hours as Fluffy tears George W. Bush, Arnold Schwarzenegger or Hillary Clinton limb from limb.

Stuffed with eco-friendly, organic (for cat people who still have John Kerry bumper stickers on their SUVs) legalized herbal catnip (for pet owners who can’t wait for all that hemp rope), your cat will undoubtedly love these toys.  Details on the characters include bright red cowboy boots on George Bush and a short leash tucked into Hillary’s fanny pack.

Political Treat for Dogs - Bush Biskits

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