Apprentice

'Pricasso' Paints Portraits With Penis

By: Djemal - Published: • References: pricasso & thesun
Pricasso is well known on the sex-fair circuit (so they tell me) for his penile artworks and one-to-one portrait sessions and is now about to move into the mainstream art world with his inclusion in an Australian professional art competition. Pricasso aka Tim Patch will be showing off his works that include The Queen, President Bush and Ex. Prime Minister Tony Blair.

His penis portraits are valued at only US $300 but Pricasso is hoping that his master strokes will win a top prize at the competition down-under and attract the recognition his artwork deserves. His unique technique uses a smooth-backed canvas to help with the 'brush' strokes and avoid unnecessary injury.

If you want your very own special artwork you can send Pricasso a photo and receive in return one penile acrylic artwork and a DVD of the process to ensure its performance technique and authenticity - priceless. Stats for Penile Art Trending: Older & Buzzing
Traction: 37,946 clicks in 348 w
Interest: 4 minutes
Concept: Penile Art
Related: 85 examples / 65 photos
Segment: Neutral, 18-35
Comparison Set: 31 similar articles, including: earthy cobblestone shoes, cheesy bacon lasagna, and snowboard theft-preventing alarms.