So you need to smuggle a body and a bicycle wheel into a party, do you? Well, fear not, the Oversized Tote Bag by Oak is here to carry all of your larger than life items… plus a puppy.

Featuring the most obvious name for a product since ‘the orange,’ the Oak bag is a ridiculous 27” by 32” and costs an even more mind-boggling $128 USD.

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