The Mouse-Eating Coffee Table Lures Pests Efficiently

By: Josh Mears - Published: Feb 19, 2012 • References: thatslikewhoa
This Mouse-Eating Coffee Table is a new invention that helps create cat redundancy. No more mice in your apartment thanks to this handy dining table, which actually spots, then exterminates pesky rodents before they dig into some cheese at your expense.

The Mouse-Eating Coffee Table uses an LED graphic display on its top and a virtual iris. This virtual iris is what spots the crazy critters, which are then sucked up by a shoot. The table does not only eat mice, it actually lures them as well by creating an easy access point for mice to reach any crumbs that may be left over on the table. After the mouse is caught, it is then used to power the LCD display atop the table.

This somewhat morbid furniture will let any mouse-plagued person sleep soundly through the night. Stats for Rodent-Gobbling Furniture Trending: Older & Mild
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