Tom Selleck-Worthy Whiskers for Clean-Shaven Faces

By: Jacqueline Parrish - Published: Sep 4, 2009 • References: etsy & incrediblethings
You've always wished to grow a macho 'stache just like your idol, "Magnum P.I." alumni and resident badass, Tom Selleck, but your wussy self is not manly enough to produce one fifth of the required whiskers. With the Tom Selleck Moustache Necklace, your prayers have been answered.

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