With the Mattress Wallet, now you can keep your money in your mattress! Well, your tiny mattress. And you can put your mattress in your pocket with this adorable wallet.

The Fred Flare boutique, based out of New York City, now offers the Mattress Wallet for anyone who ever thought hiding money under your mattress sounded like a good idea.

The “Financial Comfort” ribbon and “Do Not Remove” tag add an authentic touch to a kitschy (but cute) idea.