Dear Lindsay, please stop. Girl, for real. You took to a Cannes red carpet last night in a dress that looks like you chewed on it before you left your hotel room. Lindsay Lohan in a torn dress is not a good look.
From the waste up she looks passable--almost pretty. But when one takes a gander at the rest of her ensemble, namely the hem of her dress, you see that it's Lindsay Lohan in a torn dress. No doubt the lass is going through a rough day/week/year/life, but, honey, get yourself a seamstress.
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