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Madonna Spends $10,000 a Month on Kabbalah Water

By: Evan Monk - Published:   Updated: May 25 2011 • References: exposay
At $5.00 a bottle, Madonna is currently spending $10,000 USD per month drinking Chernobyle water. According to the British Government and the Department of Trade and Industry, she also believes this magical water can used to treat radioactive material. Madonna and Guy Ritchie are devote followers of Kabbalah and have been taught that water can be infused with magical powers that can heal all.

Implications - Madonna says, "according to science, we aren't going to have a planet in about 50 years at the rate we're going with nuclear waste. I can write the greatest songs, make the most fabulous films and be a fashion icon and conquer the world but if there isn't a world to conquer, what's the point?" She makes a great point and hopefully will inspire others to take charge and strive to save the planet from future devastation.

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