With the economic recession upon us, the timing of the release of his golden gadget could be a little off. The necessity of an 18 carat solid gold jump drive is questionable, but then avian, who are we to ask why?

From Super Talent Technology, the limited edition 8MG 18k gold usb drive comes with a solid gold key chain, the option of your company logo or name etched free of charge, and a black jewelry box to keep it safe in.

Pre-orders are required, and you only have to part with $599 to be the coolest and swankiest geek on the block!