These absolutely tacky Jacket Chaps might just be what Christina Aquilera needs to re-invent herself. Think of them as her Dirrty era bum chaps, but for breasts.
You can now ride your bike in style with these horrid 'jackets' that come in a signature V-cut to accentuate and enhance the female frontal assets. The design features a removable chain that clips to the front and back in order to keep the jacket 'anchored' while riding.
The designers boast that, â€œFull-figured, plus-size women are thrilled when they try this jacket on because the cut emphasizes the upper body and takes attention away from the middle section.â€
There's even a limited edition Bridal jacket, for that classy reception.
The prices range from $120 to $130, but I think they are just priceless:
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