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The 'I Only Date Super Heroes' Tank Top is Brutally Honest

By: Erin Kirkpatrick - Published: • References: outblush
With events like Fan Expo approaching and the summer’s re-release of classic superhero films, it is no wonder that girls have shown interest in the 'I Only Date Super Heroes Tank.' These movies have allowed a majority of the female population to adopt unrealistically high relationship expectations and criteria.

The crime-fighting characters in movies like The Avengers, Captain America and Spiderman have seriously warped the average female’s outlook on relationships and the ideal of the “perfect man.” Make suitors aware of your strict dating policies and their minimal chances with you by wearing a shirt that doesn’t sugar-coat reality.

If you are one to dream of a relationship with Robert Downey Jr., Andrew Garfield and Chris Evans, the I Only Date Super Heroes Tank is a surefire way to weed out the unworthy.
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