If you thought the personification of pets wasn’t out of control yet, this gadget that will give your beloved canine a moustache has taken it to a whole other level. The Humunga Stache truly boggles the mind.

With a rubber ball on one end, and a moustache on the other, this toy lets your friendly fido chew or gum or just hold the ball end, while the other end creates the appearance of a moustache. And then, with the Humunga Stache, hilarity ensues.