I have spent the best part of this evening trying to find myself a unicorn horn--no details necessary at this stage.
In my travels I found a man named Ma Zhong Nan, a 98-year-old man from China who has a horn, as well as some other people with a condition called Homo cornutus. Rather distastefully, I thought I would group them in with these faux examples.
I have found my horn, but I was totally and utterly amazed by the range of horns and ears for humans. This represents a whole new fetish I had known nothing about--and I can't say that about much.
Humans with Horns
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