The Hello Kitty Chainsaw is the Cute Slaughterer's Dream

By: Luisa Amanda Gomes - Published: • References: kittyhell and neatorama
The Hello Kitty Chainsaw is so cute! What little girl (and me) wouldn’t want one? Any aspirations I ever had of going on a chainsaw massacre were absolutely halted when I thought about the nails I could break or how sweaty I would get by chasing my victims.

Don’t even mention the gear that most traditional chainsaw serial killers wear, like other people’s faces and ratty old shirts. With this Hello Kitty chainsaw I could absolutely coordinate it with a pretty little frock and wouldn’t mind breaking my nails and getting sweaty.

This all could apply to gardening in your orchard as well.