For several years now, former America’s Top Model contestant (and arguably the most successful post-show model) Elyse Sewell has been blogging in her livejournal about her escapades as a haute couture model in Asia.

Witty commentary and anecdotes accompany fun and wacky photos depicting her “ladyposes” and gastronomical adventures.

Where else can you see a fashion model squirting herself in the eye with a juicebox? Finally, a supermodel you’d want to have a burping contest with.