The Hail Miley T-Shirt Asks You to Bow Down

By: Vasiliki Marapas - Oct 4, 2014
References: etsy & shop.nylon
The Hail Miley t-Shirt, which features the singer as a saint, is a testament to the vise-like grip the teen star has on the youth of America.

Though I'm not sure we can safely say that Miley Cyrus has usurped Britney Spears from her throne as the Queen of Pop, she certainly deserves a salute. The former Hannah Montana star has transformed from a wholesome actress to a tongue-lolling wild child with a flagrant disregard for social propriety. I mean, she humped a foam finger on national television, for Gods sake.

This T-shirt may be more than a little blasphemous, but it's also totally hilarious. If you end your evenings praying to the patron saint of shameless celebrity, you'll enjoy the Hail Miley t-shirt.