You don't need to give me any added incentive to enjoy a cookie, but the Gingerdead Men Cookie Cutter somehow manages to make something that was already ludicrously awesome even better.
A cookie cutter on one side and a skeleton imprinter on the other, the Gingerdead Men Cookie Cutter allows users to bake their scrumptious goodies with a zombie-esque theme to them. It wouldn't even matter if it wasn't Halloween, I'd demand anyone who owned this glorious unearthly tool to bake all their cookies using it.
As the image implies, you can even pour edible fillings into the skeletal imprints to elevate your cookies' deliciousness to dangerous, and dare I say lethal, extremes.
Bakers better beware. You want your fans snacking on skeletons, not becoming them.
Spooky Skeletal Sweets
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