The Giant Fist Kool Koozie Holds Your Booze with an Iron Grip

By: Nikki Taylor - Published: Sep 26, 2012 • References: neatoshop & foodista
Let your wrath be felt by using the Giant Fist Kool Koozie to grab onto your favorite icy beverage.

Shaped like an abnormally large vein-filled fist, the can cooler is meant to intimidate thirsty guests who might be eyeing your sudsy beverage. All you have to do is slide your hand into the opening of the cooler and sit back as it transforms your arm into a warrior. The Giant Fist Kool Koozie coddles your beer, letting you kick back and enjoy Sunday football without your fingers getting numb.

For additional enjoyment, encourage your friends to marvel at your sheer masculine strength by slipping on the drink cozy before you enter the room. They will either ask you if you’ve been working out, or laugh at how ridiculous you look. Either way, it will be a good time. Stats for Macho Drink-Holding Fists Trending: Older & Chilly
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