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These Xenotees fortune cookie scarves are the second best thing to ever come out of fortune cookies. The first was my fortune that famously prophesied that "a photo cannot capture your charm." I challenge anyone to beat that fortune.

You don't have to butcher a bunny in order to wear your luck around your neck anymore. These Xenotees fortune cookie scarves will warm your heart in addition to warming your neck with their uplifting predictions and statements. Remember, if a cookie says it, it must be true.